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Oct 30, 2006 2:08:40 GMT 7
Post by <Max> on Oct 30, 2006 2:08:40 GMT 7
Bush was sitting in his office thinking about who to invade next, than suddenly he recieved a phone call, He picked up the phone and said " hello, Bush The president Of US is here" some one from the other end " hallooooo, haai bush? I am ali bota from Pakistan, district borai walla, chak no 7, i call you just to tell u that last night, we diecided that u kill so many of muslims so we diecided to declare a war on U' Bush " ahh, so may I know number of your army" Ali," hmmm' , after a little bit of calculation, " its, me, my brother akram, my cousin, my friend sohail, my neighbour, and kabadi team of our village, hmm, so it makes total of 12" Bush" Mr, ali , let me introduce my army to you, I have 1000000 soldiers ready to attack anywhere in a moments order" Ali ' whatt? /, you mean One million? oh my... I will call you later" and he hanged the phone. next day Bush again recive the call " hi I am Ali, well, we managed to equiped our selves with some latest equipments" Bush" and may I know what are these" " ahhh, it is,.... hhmm. amjad's tractor, three cycles, 4 axe's and 5 donkeys" Bush" great. I have 16000 tanks and 20000 armed personal carriers" Ali" whatt? oh terii ( oops ) ok, i will call u later" Next day Ali call again " ok, Mr bush , We make ourselves air borne, we managed to fix wings in Amjad's tractor, and we made some big kites, and we r experiminting to fly with them, and we add 8 more people with us, so now we r 20" Bush " hhmmmm, well, I have 1000 air palnes, and laser-guided surface to air missiles with me, and I made the number of my army 2000000" ali " you mean 2 milion? abai yaar (ahhh my..) .... I will call u later" Next Day ali call again " Ok, Mr bush, last night we decide that we are not attacking you" Bush ,with smile" ok, may i know why there is a sudden change in plans?" Ali," well , last night we had a meeting with two of our village hotel owners, and with whole 120 families of our village, and in that meeting, it was decided that we will be unable to feed 2million prisoners of war"
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Oct 30, 2006 2:10:50 GMT 7
Post by <Max> on Oct 30, 2006 2:10:50 GMT 7
My grandfather always said, "Don't watch your money; watch your health." So one day while I was watching my health, someone stole my money. It was my grandfather.
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Oct 30, 2006 2:17:15 GMT 7
Post by <Max> on Oct 30, 2006 2:17:15 GMT 7
One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the local church. "Reverend," she said, "I have a problem, my husband keeps falling asleep during your sermons. It's very embarrassing. What should I do?"
"I have an idea," said the minister. "Take this hatpin with you. I will be able to tell when Mr. Jones is sleeping, and I will motion to you at specific times. When I motion, you give him a good poke in the leg."
In church the following Sunday, Mr. Jones dozed off. Noticing this, the preacher put his plan to work. "And who made the ultimate sacrifice for you?" he said, nodding to Mrs. Jones.
"Jesus!", Jones cried as his wife jabbed him the leg with the hatpin.
"Yes, you are right, Mr. Jones," said the minister. Soon, Mr. Jones nodded off again. Again, the minister noticed. "Who is your redeemer?" he asked the congregation, motioning towards Mrs. Jones.
"God!" Mr. Jones cried out as he was stuck again with the hatpin.
"Right again," said the minister, smiling. Before long, Mr. Jones again winked off. However, this time the minister did not notice. As he picked up the tempo of his sermon, he made a few motions that Mrs. Jones mistook as signals to bayonet her husband with the hatpin again.
The minister asked, "And what did Eve say to Adam after she bore him his 99th son?"
Mrs. Jones poked her husband, who yelled, "You stick that goddamned thing in me one more time and I'll break it in half and shove it up your ass!"
"Amen," replied the congregation.
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Oct 30, 2006 2:22:53 GMT 7
Post by <Max> on Oct 30, 2006 2:22:53 GMT 7
First-year students at Med School were receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet.
The professor started the class by telling them, "In medicine, it is necessary to have 2 important qualities as a doctor. The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the human body." For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the corpse, withdrew it and stuck his finger in his mouth. "Go ahead and do the same thing,"! he told his students. The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body and sucking on it. When everyone had finished, the Professor looked at them and told them, "The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention." XD
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Oct 30, 2006 2:26:26 GMT 7
Post by <Max> on Oct 30, 2006 2:26:26 GMT 7
A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween Party.
She got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed, and there was no need of his good time being spoiled by not going. So he took his costume and away he went.
The wife, after sleeping soundly for one hour, awakened without pain and as it was still early, she decided to go the party.
In as much as her husband did not know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him.
She joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice chick he could, and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there. His wife sidled up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his partner high and dry and devoted his time to the new stuff that had just arrived.
She let him go as far as he wished; naturally, since he was her husband.
Finally, he whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had a little bang. Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home and put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make for his behavior.
She was sitting up reading when he came in and asked what kind of a time he had. He said, "Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you're not there."
Then she asked, "Did you dance much?"
He replied, I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the den and played poker all evening. But you're not going to believe what happened to the guy I loaned my costume to......."
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Oct 30, 2006 2:28:42 GMT 7
Post by <Max> on Oct 30, 2006 2:28:42 GMT 7
Three men stand before St. Peter awaiting admission into Heaven. However, St. Peter has been informed that Heaven will only admit 33% of applicants today. The admissions standard: Who died the worst death? So, St. Peter takes each of the three men aside in turn and asks them about how they died.
First man: "I'd been suspecting for a long time that my wife was cheating on me. I decided to come home early from work one afternoon and check to see if I could catch her in the act. When I got back to my apartment, I heard the water running. My wife was in the shower. I looked everywhere for the guy, but couldn't find anyone or any trace that he had been there. The last place I looked was out on the balcony.
I found the bastard hanging from the edge, trying to get back in! So I started jumping up and down on his hands, and he yelled, but he didn't fall. So I ran inside and got a hammer, and crushed his fingers with it until he fell twenty-five floors screaming in agony. But the fall didn't kill the asshole. He landed in some bushes! So I dragged the refirgerator from the kitchen (it weighed about a ton), pulled it to the balcony, and hurled it over the edge. It landed right on the guy and killed him. But then I felt so horrible about what I had done, I went back into the bedroom and shot myself."
St. Peter nodded slowly as the man recounted the story. Then, telling the first man to wait, he took the second aside.
Second man: "I lived on the twenty-seventh floor of this apartment building. I had just purchased this book on morning exercises and was practicing them on my balcony, enjoying the sunshine, when I lost my balance and fell off the edge. Luckily, I only fell about two floors before grabbing another balcony and holding on for dear life. I was trying to pull myself up when this guy came running onto what must have been his balcony and started jumping up and down on my hands. I screamed in pain, but he seemed really irate. When he finally stopped, I tried to pull myself up again, but he came out with a hammer and smashed my fingers to a pulp! I fell, and I thought I was dead, but I landed in some bushes. I couldn't believe my second stroke of luck, but it didn't last. The last thing I saw was this enormous refrigerator falling from the building down on top of me and crushing me."
St. Peter comforted the man, who seemed to have several broken bones. Then he told him to wait, and turned to the third man.
Third man: "Picture this. You're hiding, naked, in a refrigerator..."
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Oct 30, 2006 2:33:52 GMT 7
Post by <Max> on Oct 30, 2006 2:33:52 GMT 7
George Bush goes to a primary school to talk about the war. After his talk he offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand and George asks him what his name is.
'Billy.'
'And what is your question, Billy?
'I have 3 questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? And third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?'
Just then the bell rings for recess. George Bush informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess. When they resume George says, "OK, where were we? Oh that's right question time. Who has a question?"
Another little boy puts up his hand. George points him out and asks him what his name is.
'Steve'
'And what is your question, Steve?'
'I have 5 questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden? Fourth, why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early? And fifth, what the f... happened to Billy?'
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Oct 30, 2006 2:42:52 GMT 7
Post by <Max> on Oct 30, 2006 2:42:52 GMT 7
The American Way The Americans and Russians at the height of the arms race realized that if they continued in the usual manner they were going to blow up the whole world. One day they sat down and decided to settle the whole dispute with one dog fight. They would have five years to breed the best fighting dog in the world and which ever side's dog won would be entitled to dominate the world. The losing side would have to lay down its arms.
The Russians found the biggest meanest Doberman and Rottweiler bitches in the world and bred them with the biggest meanest Siberian wolves. They selected only the biggest and strongest puppy from each litter, removed his siblings which gave him all the milk. They used steroids and trainers and after five years came up with the biggest meanest dog the world had ever seen. Its cage needed steel bars that were five inches thick and nobody could get near it.
When the day came for the dog fight, the Americans showed up with a strange animal. It was a nine foot long Dachshund. Everyone felt sorry for the Americans because they knew there was no way that this dog could possibly last ten seconds with the Russian dog. When the cages were opened up, the Dachshund came out of it's cage and slowly waddled over towards the Russian dog. The Russian dog snarled and leaped out of it's cage and charged the American dachshund. But, when it got close enough to bite the Dachshund's neck, the Dachshund opened it's mouth and consumed the Russian dog in one bite. There was nothing left at all of the Russian dog.
The Russians came up to the Americans shaking their heads in disbelief. "We don't understand how this could have happened. We had our best people working for five years with the meanest Doberman and Rottweiler bitches in the world and the biggest meanest Siberian wolves."
"That's nothing", an American replied. "We had our best plastic surgeons working for five years to make an alligator look like a Dachshund."
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Oct 30, 2006 2:48:41 GMT 7
Post by <Max> on Oct 30, 2006 2:48:41 GMT 7
Actual Label Instructions In case you needed further proof that the Human Race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer products:
1. On a blanket from Taiwan - NOT TO BE USED AS PROTECTION FROM A TORNADO.
2. On a helmet mounted mirror used by US cyclists - REMEMBER, OBJECTS IN THE MIRROR ARE ACTUALLY BEHIND YOU.
3. On a Taiwanese shampoo - USE REPEATEDLY FOR SEVERE DAMAGE.
4. On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink - AFTER OPENING, KEEP UPRIGHT.
5. On a New Zealand insect spray - THIS PRODUCT NOT TESTED ON ANIMALS.
6. In a US guide to setting up a new computer - TO AVOID CONDENSATION FORMING, ALLOW THE BOXES TO WARM UP TO ROOM TEMPERATURE BEFORE OPENING. (Sensible, but the instruction was INSIDE the box.)
7. On a Japanese product used to relieve painful hemorrhoids - LIE DOWN ON BED AND INSERT POSCOOL SLOWLY UP TO THE PROJECTED PORTION LIKE A SWORD-GUARD INTO ANAL DUCT. WHILE INSERTING POSCOOL FOR APPROXIMATELY 5 MINUTES, KEEP QUIET.
8. In some countries, on the bottom of Coke bottles - OPEN OTHER END.
9. On a packet of Sunmaid raisins - WHY NOT TRY TOSSING OVER YOUR FAVOURITE BREAKFAST CEREAL?
10. On a Sears hairdryer - DO NOT USE WHILE SLEEPING.
11. On a bag of Fritos - YOU COULD BE A WINNER! NO PURCHASE NECESSARY. DETAILS INSIDE. (The shoplifter special!)
12. On a bar of Dial soap - DIRECTIONS - USE LIKE REGULAR SOAP. (And that would be how?)
13. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom of the box) - DO NOT TURN UPSIDE DOWN. (Too late! You lose!)
14. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding - PRODUCT WILL BE HOT AFTER HEATING. (Are you sure? Let's experiment.)
15. On a Korean kitchen knife - WARNING: KEEP OUT OF CHILDREN. (Dammit! Who are they to tell me what to do with my kids?)
16. On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights - FOR INDOOR OR OUTDOOR USE ONLY. (As opposed to use in outer space?)
17. On a Japanese food processor - NOT TO BE USED FOR THE OTHER USE. (Now I'm curious.)
18. On Sainsbury's peanuts - WARNING - CONTAINS NUTS. (Really? Peanuts contain nuts?)
19. On an American Airlines packet of nuts INSTRUCTIONS - OPEN PACKET, EAT NUTS. (I'm glad they cleared that up.)
20. On a Swedish chainsaw - DO NOT ATTEMPT TO STOP CHAIN WITH YOUR HANDS OR GENITALS. (What kind of consumer phone-call led to this warning?)
21. On a child's superman costume - WEARING OF THIS GARMENT DOES NOT ENABLE YOU TO FLY. (That's right, destroy a universal childhood fantasy!)
22. On some frozen dinners: SERVING SUGGESTION: DEFROST.
23. On a hotel provided shower cap in a box: FITS ONE HEAD.
24. On packaging for a Rowenta iron: DO NOT IRON CLOTHES ON BODY.
25. On Boot's "Children's" cough medicine: DO NOT DRIVE CAR OR OPERATE MACHINERY.
26. On Nightly sleep aid: WARNING: MAY CAUSE DROWSINESS. (Duh!)
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Oct 30, 2006 3:00:24 GMT 7
Post by <Max> on Oct 30, 2006 3:00:24 GMT 7
The Three Little Piggies... One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her class. She came to the part of the story where the first pig was trying to accumulate the building materials for his home.
She read. "...And so the pig went up to the man with the wheelbarrow full of straw and said, 'Pardon me sir, but may I have some of that straw to build my house?"
The teacher paused, then asked the class, "And what do you think the man said?"
One little boy raised his hand and said excitedly, "I know! I know! He said, 'Holy sh*t! A talking pig!'"
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Oct 30, 2006 3:05:46 GMT 7
Post by <Max> on Oct 30, 2006 3:05:46 GMT 7
Beer Trouble Shooting
SYMPTOM: Feet cold and wet. FAULT: Glass being held at incorrect angle. ACTION: Rotate glass so that open end points toward ceiling.
SYMPTOM: Feet warm and wet. FAULT: Improper bladder control. ACTION: Stand next to nearest dog, complain about house training.
SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless. FAULT: Glass empty. ACTION: Get someone to buy you another beer.
SYMPTOM: Opposite wall covered with fluorescent lights. FAULT: You have fallen over backward. ACTION: Have yourself leashed to bar.
SYMPTOM: Mouth contains cigarette butts. FAULT: You have fallen forward. ACTION: See above.
SYMPTOM: Beer tasteless, front of your shirt is wet. FAULT: Mouth not open, or glass applied to wrong part of face. ACTION: Retire to restroom, practice in mirror.
SYMPTOM: Floor blurred. FAULT: You are looking through bottom of empty glass. ACTION: Get someone to buy you another beer.
SYMPTOM: Floor moving. FAULT: You are being carried out. ACTION: Find out if you are being taken to another bar.
SYMPTOM: Room seems unusually dark. FAULT: Bar has closed. ACTION: Confirm home address with bartender.
SYMPTOM: Taxi suddenly takes on colorful aspect and textures. FAULT: Beer consumption has exceeded personal limitations. ACTION: Cover mouth.
SYMPTOM: Everyone looks up to you and smiles. FAULT: You are dancing on the table. ACTION: Fall on somebody cushy-looking.
SYMPTOM: Beer is crystal-clear. FAULT: It's water. Somebody is trying to sober you up. ACTION: Punch him.
SYMPTOM: Hands hurt, nose hurts, mind unusually clear. FAULT: You have been in a fight. ACTION: Apologize to everyone you see, just in case it was them.
SYMPTOM: Don't recognize anyone, don't recognize the room you're in. FAULT: You've wandered into the wrong party. ACTION: See if they have free beer.
SYMPTOM: Your singing sounds distorted. FAULT: The beer is too weak. ACTION: Have more beer until your voice improves.
SYMPTOM: Don't remember the words to the song. FAULT: Beer is just right. ACTION: Play air guitar.
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Oct 30, 2006 5:03:31 GMT 7
Post by <Max> on Oct 30, 2006 5:03:31 GMT 7
lol aight2... thats all i could salvage hehe
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Yuri
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Come close to taste some fresh lips...
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Nov 10, 2006 14:13:28 GMT 7
Post by Yuri on Nov 10, 2006 14:13:28 GMT 7
hahah best2
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Nov 10, 2006 16:52:30 GMT 7
Post by <Max> on Nov 10, 2006 16:52:30 GMT 7
some one please continue XD
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Apr 13, 2007 15:41:15 GMT 7
Post by freakazoidheartscolors on Apr 13, 2007 15:41:15 GMT 7
ahahah,omg,its like max is the only one posting jokes.
I GOT ONE!!
parents are worrying about the failing eyesight of their children nowadays.sons cant find anything to eat in a fridge full of food and daughters cant find anything to wear in a closet full of clothes.ahahah,get it??
-_-"
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Apr 13, 2007 15:44:27 GMT 7
Post by freakazoidheartscolors on Apr 13, 2007 15:44:27 GMT 7
an elderly man went to the doctor for a visit. "doc," he says,"i am so stricken.i have chest pains,headaches,back pains,nausea,arthritis,constipation,stomach cramps,earaches,burning in the eyes,congested lungs..."
"sir,"said the doctor,"you complain you have so many things.what don't you have?"
the man answered, "teeth."
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Apr 15, 2007 11:43:17 GMT 7
Post by purepanda87 on Apr 15, 2007 11:43:17 GMT 7
In a peaceful farm live a herd of cows. One day rumour has it dat there's a mad cow disease spreading within the herd. Hearing this news, most of the cows are terrified.
Cow 1 : "Have you heard of the spreading mad cow disease?"
Cow 2 : "Yeap. Glad dat i'm a penguin"
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Apr 15, 2007 13:18:30 GMT 7
Post by freakazoidheartscolors on Apr 15, 2007 13:18:30 GMT 7
ahahah,i've read that one before!!
rhings you dont wanna hear during surgery:
-better save that. we'll need it for the autopsy -someone call the janitor-we're going to need a mop. -wait a minute, if this is his spleen,then what's that? -hand me that...uh...that uh...thingie. -oops! -ya know, there's big money in kidneys.heck,this guys got two of em. -everybody stand back! i lost my contact lens! -whats this doing here? -thats cool!now can you make his leg twitch?! -anyone see where i left that scalel? -dont worry.i think it IS sharp enough -darn!page 47 of the manual is missing!
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Apr 15, 2007 15:27:52 GMT 7
Post by hellspawn . on Apr 15, 2007 15:27:52 GMT 7
ok...this has to be in malay...
ade tiga sahabat baik ber nama gila otak dan gaduh....pada satu hari, gaduh hilang...gila dan otak gi balai polis untuk carinye...otak tunggu luar and gila masuk dalam...polis tuh tanyer, awak nak ape?
then gila jawab "saya nak cari gaduh"... polis kate"awak ni gila ke?" polis tanye. "ya,macam mane awak tahu?" gila balas. polis pun cakap, "otak awak kat mane?" gila balas,"otak saya kat luar."
then the polis shot gila....
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Apr 22, 2007 1:05:56 GMT 7
Post by hellspawn . on Apr 22, 2007 1:05:56 GMT 7
a malay man, japanese man and an indian man were in a boat that was sinking becuz it was too heavy.... the japanese man threw his elektrical stuph in the water.... the indian man asked, "why did you do that?" the japanese answered, "becuz in my country there are alot of those things." then, the indian threw all his clothes in the water. the malay asked him why he did that. the indian answered, "i have alot of those in my country." then, the malay man threw the indian man into the water. the japanese asked why he did that. the malay answered, "i have alot of those in my country."
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May 3, 2007 2:05:38 GMT 7
Post by freakazoidheartscolors on May 3, 2007 2:05:38 GMT 7
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."
2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"
4. My mother taught me LOGIC. " Because I said so, that's why."
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."
7. My mother taught me IRONY "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!"
15. My mother taught me about ENVY. "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get home."
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!"
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."
19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"
20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"
24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"
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May 3, 2007 14:56:24 GMT 7
Post by <Max> on May 3, 2007 14:56:24 GMT 7
envy envy XD
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May 4, 2007 22:50:33 GMT 7
Post by freakazoidheartscolors on May 4, 2007 22:50:33 GMT 7
lol,i like humor,osmosis...ahahah,actually,i like all of em X)
a priest and a rabbi were bitter enemies. when the priest bought a new car,the rabbi did the same. then the rabbi watched in consternation as the priest sprinkled holy water on the bonnet of his car and blessed it. after some thought, the rabbi went to the back of his car and sawed five inches off the exhaust pipe.
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May 5, 2007 0:55:20 GMT 7
Post by hellspawn . on May 5, 2007 0:55:20 GMT 7
what??? i dont get it...what the heck is a rabbi?
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May 6, 2007 10:14:00 GMT 7
Post by freakazoidheartscolors on May 6, 2007 10:14:00 GMT 7
Lol,basically,the car kena sunat XD
Mark was worried about his young son, so he took him to a psychologist. "Tell me, son," asked the psychologist, "how many wheels does a car have?" "Four," answered the boy. "Now...what is it that a cow has four of that a woman has two of?" "Legs." "What does your father have that your mother likes most?" "Money." The psychologist turned to Mark and said: "Your boy is fine...there's nothing to worry about." "Thank heaven for that," said Mark, "I got the last two questions wrong myself."
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