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May 17, 2006 16:06:16 GMT 7
Post by <Max> on May 17, 2006 16:06:16 GMT 7
lol thats hell funny
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Yuri
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May 17, 2006 22:57:13 GMT 7
Post by Yuri on May 17, 2006 22:57:13 GMT 7
Hahaha lolix.. cant hold my laugh for dat "Polish Remover" wat a stupid guy. and also the last picture.. what its do at there...
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May 17, 2006 23:06:46 GMT 7
Post by <Max> on May 17, 2006 23:06:46 GMT 7
haha yea.. a fox in the middle of those fox hunting dogs.. seriously xleh blah
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May 20, 2006 9:35:27 GMT 7
Post by Yuri on May 20, 2006 9:35:27 GMT 7
hahah baguih Max, if have some more please la put more here... one more point for ya ^^)
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Jun 8, 2006 2:39:45 GMT 7
Post by <Max> on Jun 8, 2006 2:39:45 GMT 7
hehe thanx.. hey i acnt find any good jokes anymore. Help anyone?
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Jun 9, 2006 22:57:39 GMT 7
Post by purepanda87 on Jun 9, 2006 22:57:39 GMT 7
okay..mayb next time...
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Jun 11, 2006 9:15:34 GMT 7
Post by <Bax> on Jun 11, 2006 9:15:34 GMT 7
male vs female (haircut) female version : A : oh, u got a haircut!! that's nice B : Do u think so, i wasn't sure when she give me the mirror. i mean you dont think it look fluffy-looking??? A: oh No. it's perfect. i'd love to have may hair cut like that, but i thnk my face are too wide. B : are u sure, ithnk your face look adorable... and you could easily get one og those layer -cut. that will suit you.... i was going to do that except that i was afraid it would accentuate my long neck... A : what wrong with ur neck??? i would love to have a neck like yours....anything to take attention away from my shoulder line.... B : are u kidding... i know girls that would love to have your shoulder.... Male version : A: haircut? B: yeah...
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Jun 12, 2006 11:31:33 GMT 7
Post by purepanda87 on Jun 12, 2006 11:31:33 GMT 7
male vs female (BUMPED)
female version:
Both women r unaware that they r on each others way...suddenly they bumped on each other...
A : Oppsss, i'm sorry..i didn't noticed...
B : No i was the one who suppose 2 be sorry..it was my fault...
A : No its mine....i wasn't looking infront while i was walking...by the way nice shoes...
B : Hey thanx...n u got a killer purse...i've been looking 4 nearly a month...
A : Hey u got some time? Maybe we can go shopping for a while...i know this place that's now on sale...the things there r unbelievably cheap...
B : Hey i love 2...
And off they go on a shopping spree....they both become best friend and were unseparable for 5 years....
Male version :
Both men r unaware that they r on each others way...suddenly they bumped on each other...
A : Hey watched it....
B : No u watched it...
A : Me???Where the hell is ur eyes???in ur ass???
B : And i bet urs r 2 small like ur brains...they both r 2 small 2 even function!!
A : Why you...DEBISH!!
And off they go on a killing spree....they both become sworn enemies and were cursed upon for the whole of their lives....
- Reader's Digest titled " When woman go shopping , monkeys are fighting"
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Jun 12, 2006 14:26:00 GMT 7
Post by Yuri on Jun 12, 2006 14:26:00 GMT 7
Lol is it true... how about if a man bump into woman.. err... no I dont mean that... no that okay.. ;p
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Jun 14, 2006 8:51:21 GMT 7
Post by subzero on Jun 14, 2006 8:51:21 GMT 7
bump thread...
Don was so excited to be going bear hunting. He spotted a small Brown Bear in the woods and shot it. Then there was a tap on his shoulder, he turned around to see a big Black Bear. The Black Bear said, 'Don, you've got two choices, either I maul you to death or we have sex.' Don decided to bend over.
Even though he felt sore for two weeks Don soon recovered and vowed revenge. He headed out on another trip where he found the Black Bear and shot it. There was another tap on his shoulder. This time a huge Grizzly Bear was standing right next to him. The Grizzly said, 'That was a huge mistake Don. You've got two choices. Either I maul you to death, or we have rough sex.' Again, Don thought it was better to comply.
Although he survived, it took several months before Don finally recovered. Outraged he headed back to the woods, managed to track down the Grizzly and shot it. He felt the sweet taste of revenge. But then there was a tap on his shoulder. Don turned round to find a giant Polar Bear standing there.
The Polar Bear said, 'Admit it Don, you don't really come here for the hunting, do you?'
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Jun 14, 2006 8:53:10 GMT 7
Post by subzero on Jun 14, 2006 8:53:10 GMT 7
While in the playground with his friend, Little Johnny noticed that Jimmy was wearing a brand new, shiny watch.
"Did you get that for your birthday?" asked Little Johnny."Nope." replied Jimmy.
"Well, did you get it for Christmas then?". Again Jimmy says "Nope."
"You didn't steal it, did you?" Asks Little Johnny.
"No," said Jimmy. "I went into Mom and Dad's bedroom the other night when they were 'doing the nasty'. Dad gave me his watch to get rid of me.
Little Johnny was extremely impressed with this idea, and extremely jealous of Jimmy's new watch. He vowed to get one for himself.
That night, he waited outside his parents' bedroom until he heard the unmistakable noises of lovemaking. Just then, he swung the door wide open and boldly strode into the bedroom.
His father, caught in mid stroke, turned and said angrily. "What do you want now?" "I wanna watch," Johnny replied.
Without missing a stroke, his father said, "Fine. Stand in the corner and watch, but keep quiet."
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Jun 14, 2006 8:56:17 GMT 7
Post by subzero on Jun 14, 2006 8:56:17 GMT 7
True story, I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.
"The moral of this story is:"
"Always keep your condoms in your car."
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Jun 14, 2006 11:45:19 GMT 7
Post by Yuri on Jun 14, 2006 11:45:19 GMT 7
lmao.. is kinda nasty joke but hahaha still funny ;p
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Jun 14, 2006 16:48:51 GMT 7
Post by purepanda87 on Jun 14, 2006 16:48:51 GMT 7
heard of da condom joke earlier...btw nice post...
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Jun 28, 2006 16:28:08 GMT 7
Post by hooba. on Jun 28, 2006 16:28:08 GMT 7
Three friends die and go to heaven. The first guy gets handcuffed to one of the ugliest girls there. ''Why?'' he asks.
St. Paul replies, ''When you were nine you killed a bird with a stone.'' The same happens to the second guy. He asks why.
St. Paul replies, ''When you were nine you killed a bird with a stone.'' The third guy laughs at his friends and says, ''Thank God I didn't do anything like that.'' He gets handcuffed to the prettiest girl in heaven. The other two guys ask, ''Why?''
''Because when she was nine she killed a bird with a stone.''
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Jun 28, 2006 17:01:58 GMT 7
Post by <Max> on Jun 28, 2006 17:01:58 GMT 7
hahahaha! lol
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Jun 28, 2006 22:05:03 GMT 7
Post by purepanda87 on Jun 28, 2006 22:05:03 GMT 7
ha???x phm....lol
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Jun 29, 2006 14:17:09 GMT 7
Post by hooba. on Jun 29, 2006 14:17:09 GMT 7
meaning the 3rd guy was the ugliest dude there.. lol
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Jun 30, 2006 21:31:31 GMT 7
Post by subzero on Jun 30, 2006 21:31:31 GMT 7
lolix... << nanda kure?!! sorry for bumping ... but...
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Jun 30, 2006 21:39:49 GMT 7
Post by <Max> on Jun 30, 2006 21:39:49 GMT 7
hahah thats whicked! \m/
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Jun 30, 2006 23:30:15 GMT 7
Post by hooba. on Jun 30, 2006 23:30:15 GMT 7
hahaha.. poor chick
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Jul 1, 2006 0:45:02 GMT 7
Post by subzero on Jul 1, 2006 0:45:02 GMT 7
muarghkwuahuahua!! no wonder they say that human are evolve from monkey.. because they've found the prove lolix n_n
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Jul 1, 2006 0:59:07 GMT 7
Post by subzero on Jul 1, 2006 0:59:07 GMT 7
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Jul 1, 2006 1:13:17 GMT 7
Post by <Max> on Jul 1, 2006 1:13:17 GMT 7
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Jul 1, 2006 1:32:00 GMT 7
Post by hooba. on Jul 1, 2006 1:32:00 GMT 7
hahaha nice one!
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