wes44
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Post by wes44 on Dec 23, 2007 2:56:22 GMT 7
Chuck Norris uses ribbed condoms inside out, so he gets the pleasure.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
It was once believed that Chuck Norris actually lost a fight to a pirate, but that is a lie, created by Chuck Norris himself to lure more pirates to him. Pirates never were very smart.
Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
Chuck Norris once shot an enemy plane down with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
Best one ever:
Chuck Norris owns the greatest poker face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 world series of poker despite him holding just a joker, a 2 of clubs, a 7 of spades, a green number 4 from Uno and a monopoly 'get out of jail free' card.
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Post by <Max> on Dec 24, 2007 14:14:23 GMT 7
Bloody hell. It's chuck norris xD
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Post by hellspawn . on Dec 25, 2007 0:44:17 GMT 7
lol. Why chuck norris?
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Post by wes44 on Dec 25, 2007 0:46:44 GMT 7
Because he's THAT awesome.
Don't you know the story behind chuck norris?
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Post by hellspawn . on Dec 25, 2007 0:48:31 GMT 7
Uhhh..yeah?
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Post by <Max> on Dec 26, 2007 12:23:43 GMT 7
Then you shouldn't ask /=)
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Post by hellspawn . on Dec 31, 2007 10:14:24 GMT 7
But WHY chuck norris? Couldnt it be siti nurhaliza or sumthin?
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Post by <Max> on Jan 1, 2008 22:08:28 GMT 7
LOL It's CHUCK NORRIS Omg. Thats like the most powerful sentence ever
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Post by freakazoidheartscolors on Jan 2, 2008 13:23:55 GMT 7
like wes even knows siti nurhaliza haha! the last jokes awsome xD and the one bout jfk haha.more!
and i dont know the story.someone care to enlighten me?
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wes44
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Post by wes44 on Jan 2, 2008 22:10:05 GMT 7
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Post by <Max> on Jan 2, 2008 23:17:26 GMT 7
Thank God for wiki
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Post by hooba. on Jan 2, 2008 23:49:04 GMT 7
I once asked my parents about him a few days ago, wow what a coincident. They told me a few things I didn't expect to hear nor ever imagine he'd be that awesome
I like this one the most. Chuck Norris once shot an enemy plane down with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
Thanks wes, here's some karma for ya!
haha kidding, I don't control that part. You'll get some anyways, you've been awesome.
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Post by <Max> on Jan 3, 2008 1:10:03 GMT 7
You could always exalt the good chap dude /=)
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Post by hooba. on Jan 3, 2008 1:11:47 GMT 7
yeah by the way you're saying I could
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Post by <Max> on Jan 3, 2008 1:14:22 GMT 7
In english please ? /=)
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Post by hooba. on Jan 3, 2008 1:25:06 GMT 7
time wait for no man, so do I
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Post by <Max> on Jan 3, 2008 1:27:59 GMT 7
And back to Chuck Norris! Thanks for waiting
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Post by hooba. on Jan 3, 2008 1:45:31 GMT 7
isn't he a boxer?
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Post by <Max> on Jan 3, 2008 6:04:11 GMT 7
LOL Wes made an effort to post the wiki link Read it mate
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Post by hooba. on Jan 3, 2008 11:19:26 GMT 7
how come my parents said he was a boxer? Is there any other chuck norris?
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Post by <Max> on Jan 3, 2008 17:25:08 GMT 7
Theres only ONE Chuck Norris. Period.
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Post by hooba. on Jan 3, 2008 20:45:14 GMT 7
this is not good, well thank you for being so sure yourself
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wes44
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Post by wes44 on Jan 4, 2008 10:00:17 GMT 7
He was a tie kwon do martial artist. First person ever to round house kick someone in the face.
And by your meantioning of the chuck norris plane thing...
*aims finger at Max's head*
Bang!
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Darn. Nothin.
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Post by hooba. on Jan 4, 2008 10:53:19 GMT 7
whoa superb
haha that'd be a great move for all of us to enjoy, BANG!
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Post by hellspawn . on Jan 7, 2008 0:21:18 GMT 7
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